imagine if you got paid to masturbate
I’m in my workout clothes and I have two hours before I need to pick up my kiddo from school. I seriously need to get off my ass and do this, but I’m feeling soooo lazy.
Some more…this may be more than 4 posts, Tumblr is being odd.
Pic Dump 1/4
Engagement picture spam
I’m so in love with all of them….so they’re ALLL getting posted on here.
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cumaeansibyl:
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misandryspice:
I like calling them “boy,” “dudebro,” “douchebro,” “fedora,” and “neckbeard.” Ever call someone a “fucking neckbeard” with as much vitriol as you can muster? 5/5, would recommend.
Some other things that I find to be effective would be:
Ignore himNot at your own expense! I mean in a dismissive way. Inspiration: pretend you’re a cat. As a cat you are above him. Pay attention to him when it’s convenient for you, at all other times he is less significant than a speck of dust.
Don’t laugh at his jokesThey’re not gonna be funny anyway. Bored stares, a single raised eyebrow, and lazy rolling eyes are optional. Bonus points: laugh at him because the real joke is his life.
Call him boring!You’ve heard all his shit before, all of us have. That’s exactly what all his trite sexist shit is, and that’s what he is - boring! And everyone knows it and no one likes him.
Forget his nameYou don’t even like him! Who cares what his name is? What was it anyway, John? Josh? Jason? Maybe Jude? Oh, James, right, whatever.
Compliment him backhandedlyLaugh as if it’s all in good fun. “Just kidding!” Rinse, repeat.
The HandshakeThis is a personal favourite. If he says something shitty and you call him out and explain that he’s said a shitty thing and he starts to act like it’s a debate and you’re bored of talking to him then, as he’s saying shit you’re bored of hearing, start talking over him like “alrghit, alright dude, OK” and then tell him to shake your hand. As you’re shaking hands look him square in the eye and be like “but listen, [slight pause for effect] you’re still a massive asshole.” I have found thru trial and error the boys do not like this.
I didn’t think I’d have this much to say on the subject and yet here we all are. Anyway, I hope you find this helpful. Go forth and spread misandry. ♥
all my love
My favorite is to respond to awful jokes with a blank stare and “I don’t get it.” Make them explain the point of the joke to you. Push them on it when they get uncomfortable and try to change the subject — “no, come on, I really want to know why this is funny.” And if you can get them to explain it, then you can say something like, “Oh, I get it now! It’s funny because women are stupid, right?” and shame the ever-living shit out of them.
some good tips for pissing off boys. HAVE FUN
I feel like this could come in handy for me.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8df21cdb45c5cf191ed8712cca83e1c/tumblr_mnyhkzHl2j1qzjnjoo1_500.png)
I like calling them “boy,” “dudebro,” “douchebro,” “fedora,” and “neckbeard.” Ever call someone a “fucking neckbeard” with as much vitriol as you can muster? 5/5, would recommend.
Some other things that I find to be effective would be:
- Ignore him
Not at your own expense! I mean in a dismissive way. Inspiration: pretend you’re a cat. As a cat you are above him. Pay attention to him when it’s convenient for you, at all other times he is less significant than a speck of dust.- Don’t laugh at his jokes
They’re not gonna be funny anyway. Bored stares, a single raised eyebrow, and lazy rolling eyes are optional. Bonus points: laugh at him because the real joke is his life.- Call him boring!
You’ve heard all his shit before, all of us have. That’s exactly what all his trite sexist shit is, and that’s what he is - boring! And everyone knows it and no one likes him.- Forget his name
You don’t even like him! Who cares what his name is? What was it anyway, John? Josh? Jason? Maybe Jude? Oh, James, right, whatever.- Compliment him backhandedly
Laugh as if it’s all in good fun. “Just kidding!” Rinse, repeat.- The Handshake
This is a personal favourite. If he says something shitty and you call him out and explain that he’s said a shitty thing and he starts to act like it’s a debate and you’re bored of talking to him then, as he’s saying shit you’re bored of hearing, start talking over him like “alrghit, alright dude, OK” and then tell him to shake your hand. As you’re shaking hands look him square in the eye and be like “but listen, [slight pause for effect] you’re still a massive asshole.” I have found thru trial and error the boys do not like this.I didn’t think I’d have this much to say on the subject and yet here we all are. Anyway, I hope you find this helpful. Go forth and spread misandry. ♥
all my love
My favorite is to respond to awful jokes with a blank stare and “I don’t get it.” Make them explain the point of the joke to you. Push them on it when they get uncomfortable and try to change the subject — “no, come on, I really want to know why this is funny.” And if you can get them to explain it, then you can say something like, “Oh, I get it now! It’s funny because women are stupid, right?” and shame the ever-living shit out of them.
some good tips for pissing off boys. HAVE FUN
I feel like this could come in handy for me.
We are FINALLY getting our engagement pictures taken today! I’m so excited/nervous. Expect pic spam soon…as soon as the pictures come in.
My sunburn is killing me. Damn the beach and its beautiful sun rays!
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